car gender

Pushpa and Sanjay were fighting whether Momo is a boy or a girl…oops! Momo is Sanna’s new car Hyundai i10 pretty much a girl because mostly girls like to drive it (just our theory nothing to do with the facts). So with every car passing by; a convention for the gender assignment begun.

Pushpa: here goes a boy! Chevrolet Octavia.

Someone: i10 blue is a boy

Sanjay: No i10 is a girl is a girl is a girl like how swift is a boy.

Sanjay: i10 is a girl, i20 a boy…what would i30 be???

Pushpa: A Man!

Sanjay: No, a Man would be Mercedes Benz, a Honda City.

Pushpa: Honda City would be an old uncle who is probably retired and thinking of selling his house and buying a not so edgy but comfy apartment on hills.

Sanjay: that would be maruti 800.

Pushpa and Sanjay: Hmm!!

Pushpa: now that’s a boy- BMW—ooh I would marry that boy

Sanjay: yeah! A rich brat for sure, doesn’t care about anything in particular

Pushpa: yeah that’s true! But I will still date that boy ;)

Pushpa: you know those little hapless oldies who just go for grocery shipping would be a Zen, a pure saint

Poo: hmm and little old aunts would be Reva.

Sanjay: Honda CRV is a boy

Pushpa: it is a man

Sanjay: it is a rowdy boy, street boy huh

Pushpa: and then Tata Safari is?

Sanjay: a Gujjar Boy

Pushpa: yeah and that XYLO is a truck driver probably zoop zoop zoop

Sanjay: A XYLO is probably a North Delhi boy with DESI BOY written at the rear window

Pushpa: hey!! I am from North Delhi

Sanjay: that is why the Spoof HEHE

Pushpa: who is a Jatt Boy?

Sanjay: An Accent

Pushpa: WagonR is an old, dilapidated child suffering from malnutrition

Sanjay: I think we got carried away! Let us get back to work.