Funny Bones

Pushpa a.k.a Purbasha is a mad mad woman, she is from a galaxy where the Venus dwells. A purest soul with diplomacy (for the right reasons) ingrained in her system. In her words “I am a JATT, mere khoon mein hai yeh sab”. The way she says it is so endearing, it is hard to get enough of her. She wants to buy a gun for her b’day. Oops no no! you took it all wrong guys, she is not the fighting types, it's not in her blood. But trust me the most petite, fancy and funny girl I have ever met. A glass of wine in one hand wearing a fancy gown, waiving her hand for that paparazzi moment, she stands tall as the most entertaining member of our group.

Lotta a.k.a Priyanka, huh! You have to meet her to know her. She is a teddy bear with no teddier or beary qualities in her. Yes, I just made up those words. She is eccentric, impulsive - non impulsive, funny - serious, stoic- fun, dangerous - harmless, quiet - social, endearing, and independent. She is one of a kind. No one is like Lotta. Everybody wants to keep her at their homes. With her grunts and raised brows she can scare the shit out of people (quite literally) and everyone agrees to be her SLAVE!

Sanjay a.k.a Sanjana Keshava. She is awesome, SORTED, SORTED, SORTED! She can verbally trash you down or she can love you with all the heart. But you have to be her pal dude, you can’t simply mess with her. Out of the two characters Santa and Banta she I dunno is who but surely one of them, the other one being Pushpa. Their perfect Jodi is the ideal entertainment. 

Pushpa Facts for Cocktail Dresses:

# Once she was trying her dresses for a cocktail party and with each dress trial she named a dress going with her emotions:

# Isme “your place or mine” wali feeling arahi hai.

# This looks like “let’s do it tonight” dress.

# Poornima that dress is so hot, it’s like “tears in my eyes” dress. I got tears in my eyes when I first saw it.

# It is “I look slutty” dress.

There are more to come in future I am sure…

What Pushpa says:

# I bought a new balm yesterday and it smells like summer.

# Pushpa: I have blisters on my tongue and I can’t possibly taste anything. I think my taste buds have died.

Sanna: Ya! I wish we had tongue specialists.

Pushpa: In all her haughtiness replies “excuse me, haven’t you heard of ENT doctors? Ear, Nose and Tongue”

Burst of laughter.

# Out of all the four projects, this one is the least loved and unattended. Where mother says to her kid- do whatever you want and I don’t care. (yes she calls the projects her kids but not out of love)

# ab yeh project toh anaath ho gaya hai, humhe hi adopt karna padega

# HUL ke time pe toh humein nani yaad agayi thi

# she gave Buddha bhaiya to prepare a bowl of maggi, and he did not come for an hour. She says “Buddha bhaiya so gaye kya maggi ke upar”

# Pushpa: Puppies are cuter than babies.

    ME:   marry a dog you will have puppies.

# we were eating bhel puri in the evening and she got a chance to play with the ingredients and this is what she says “ I am having more fun mixing it, it is like a game” and she kept mixing it for LONG!

# I am called Queene because my parents thought I will act like one when I grow old. And, yes I do.

What she wants to be:

# May: I want to be a rockstar, they are so cool

# June: I want to have a fling with a rockstar, they have a cool lifestyle

# July: I want to be a fashion advisor

# August: I want to be a baby stylist

# September: I want to play court case court case and say My Lord

# October: I want to be an actress in all mushy films especially Yash Chopra

# November: I want to get married and I don’t wish to work any longer

# December: to her friend “can I come and become an usher in SAIF-EENA wedding”

# January: I wish I was a fashion critic

# February: I will marry an IAS my parents will choose for me